Les Norton
Const. Emily Gold
Price Galese
Doreen/Dolores Bognor
The Narrator
Eddie Salita
Sgt Ray 'Thumper' Burrell
Georgie Burman
The Minister
Billy Dunne
Lauren 'Lozza' Johnson
Gary 'Gazza' Kanarakis
Sian Galese
Media Coach
Hobo (Director)
Betty
Warwick Duffy
