Not on Your Nellie

Charlie

Gilbert

Nellie Pickersgill

Jed Pickersgill

George

Beryl

Ali

Doris

Ali

Stanley Pickersgill / Alf Pickersgill

Big Brenda

Detective Inspector / PC Breamwater

Ronnie Peabody

Gladys Nuttall

Harold Hardwick

Rachmaninoff Landlord

Sid

Fashion Photographer

Nigel Smallpiece

Mrs Smallpiece

Brewery Chairman

Darts Player

Police Constable

Football Fan