Nick Sax
Francisco Scaramucci / Orcus / Francisco "Mr Blue" Scaramucci
Det. Meredith McCarthy
Amanda Hansen
Smoothie
Happy (voice)
Louis "Sonny Shine" J. Sheinberg
Hailey / Hailey Hansen
Gala Scaramucci
Isabella Scaramucci
Angel / Prostitute
Vespa Courier / Courier / Vespa Courier
Assunta / Assunta Bianchi
Jessica McCarthy
Mikey Scaramucci / Michael "Mikey" Scaramucci
Gerry Scaramucci
Very Bad Santa (as Joseph Reitman) / Very Bad Santa
Colleen
Wiseman #1
Big Pink
Ace
Hubble
Scoot
Dr. Reddy
