Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
Donaldus Matthews / Vicar / Vicar
Prison Officer / Mr. Wastrey
French Woman / Philippa Jute
Accelorata Jengold / Dekadeeka Dekkadade / Rubeglia Palliativa
Naked Asexual Man up a Stick / Gene Man
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
Mrs Wastrey / Board Member/Martha O'Dennell
Ian Beezley / Managing Director
"Technology!" man
Self
Welsh Naval Officer / Sven Yabbsley
Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly / Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus
Patricia O'Dennell / Desiree Wastrey
Granita Rocksand
Fr. Pierre Runek / Eyewitness
Jury Foreman / Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Sophie V'Haalbjje
American Vox Pop
