Christopher Morris / Ted Maul / Various Characters
Simon Hottrin / Dr. Zeus Spofforth / Various Characters
Ripp Candy / Vicar
Spike Durnaburny / Alan / Belgian Comedian
Marigold Blenny / French Woman
Newsreader / Woman on 'Fadanoid'
Naked Asexual Man up a Stick / Clerk of the Court
Libby Shuss / Vivian Banch
Mrs Wastrey / Helly Melvick
Managing Director / Bill Laswell
"Technology!" man
Self
Welsh Naval Officer / Sven Yabbsley
Suzanzee Wooola-Koopus / Role Play Wife / Honolee Dolholly
Desiree Wastrey / Patricia O'Dennell
Granita Rocksand
Eyewitness / Fr. Pierre Runek
Jury Foreman / Peter Plodes / Trevor Distance
Graham / Captain Mervyn Bruge / Senator Dale Lee Agsby
Sophie V'Haalbjje
American Vox Pop
