Roy (voice) / Santa (voice)
Dana (voice) / Jerk Chicken / Cinnamon (voice)
Steve (voice)
George (voice) / Seahorse / Turtle (voice)
Jennifer (voice) / Lobster Spectator #2 (voice)
Sandra / Kids (voice) / Gladys (voice)
Gail (voice) / Young Woman (voice)
Caller (voice) / Chomp (voice)
Beth (voice)
Doctor / Grayclaw (voice) / Husband (voice)
Warrior / Sweating Ferret (voice) / Sir William (voice)
Ashley (voice)
Candy Van Man (voice)
Cheryl (voice)
Doctor (voice)
Surgeon (voice)
Anthony (voice)
Raul (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Chad (voice)
Delsyia (voice)
Claire (voice)
Li Ching (voice)
Josephine (voice)
