Various Characters
Self / Himself
Cop
Whittling Pirate / The Clown
Pirate #4 / Slave Owner
Fronthand/Backhand Friend / Rhino D
Nyima / Singer
Prayer #1 / Character
Barbershop Man / Mr. Lewis' Posse
Teammate / Bouncer
Wife #2 / Andrea
Michelle Obama / French Restaurant Date
Founding Father / Prayer Leader
Real Instructor / Johnson Family Member
Writer #2 / Character
Campaign Advisor / Party Husband
Johnson Family Member / Bystander #4
Dog Walker / Jiu Jitsu Woman
Geoff Worthing / Announcer (voice)
Messenger / Bystander #2
Quentin / Right Wing Senator
Rick Nickelsby / SWAT Team Member
