Stroker and Hoop

Stroker (voice)

Hoop (voice)

C.A.R.R. (voice)

Vicky / Mrs. Pearl / Reporter (voice) / District Attorney / Girl (voice)

Double-Wide / Deputy (voice) / Double-Wide (voice)

Judd Winner / Reb (voice) / Tommy / Officer Kohler / Showerer (voice)

Coroner Rick / Jermaine / Ghost of Christmas Present (voice) / Coroner Rick / Witch Doctor / Haitian Doctor (voice)

Hoop's Mom / Todd / Machine Voice (voice) / Hoop's Mom / Neil Diamond / Lou Diamond Phillips (voice)

Chief Engineer / Dr. Raymond / Old Retiree Tourist (voice) / Detective Putoine / Patient #2 / Director (voice)

Gary / Doctor (voice) / Freddy / Steve / Guard (voice)

Catarina / Jogger (voice) / Areola / Co-Ed 2 / Elf Queen (voice)

Leslie / Henna St. Chloe-Butz / Co-Ed 1 (voice) / Porsche / Tour Guide / Sunshine (voice)

Talking Diamond / Magic Shop Owner (voice) / Jack Wilson / Mr. Sombrero / Spud (voice)

Keith / Danny / Goldie Hawn (voice) / Keith / Secretary / Kid 2 (voice)

Girl / Jean Wilson / Radio Host (voice) / Intern / Dr. Paula Bowman / Housewife (voice)

Ron Howard / Answering Machine Guy (voice) / Ron Howard (voice)

Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley / Doctor (voice) / Ashley-Brittany / Brittany-Ashley (voice)

T.J. the D.J. / Used Car Salesman (voice) / T.J. the D.J. (voice)

Santa (voice) / Santa / Elf / Mall Cop (voice)

Khan'Ja / Meryl / Dora / Theater-Goer (voice)

Flip / Radio Ad (voice)

Band Nerd / Trucker / Wolverine (voice)

Miss Squash Casserole / Jack's Girl (voice)

Miss Hoe Cakes (voice)