Vic Michaelis
PA
Bianca
Princess Emily / J.W. Smokes
Hayes Steele / Zonton de la Doll
Tommy Shriggly / Phoenix
Nana "Vic's Ex Step-Grandmother" / Spencer
Greg Excitement / Archimedes
Phone Caller (voice) / Skyler DeMarco
Fourth Witch / Marionette Conqui
Leighanna-Jean Gruthers / Charlotte Excitement
Therapist / Therapist / Phone Caller (voice)
Phone Caller (voice) / Self
Denzel
Kepl / Dr. Milk
Professor Avery "Jerry" Goodman
Jasper Sheffield Wednesday V
Casper Sheffield Wednesday V
Pig #2
Martha Tops
Lucian Azathoth
Jukebox
Barbara
Bill
