Danny Colavito
Rayfield 'Ray' Ballard
Hector
Sandra Colavito
Lorraine Colavito
Anthony Colavito
Grandma Marion
Walt Dinty
Carl Lurtsema
Gregory
Janelle
Wendy
John 'Frank' Franklin
Charlie Sheen (uncredited)
Waiter Jerry
Tarifa
The Cowboy
Petey
Alan
Nick Quatrani
536 (Artie) (uncredited)
Stewie Malenkovich
Porn Star Actress
Jack Han
