Scissors (voice) / Mittens (voice)
Paper (voice) / Puppet Paper (voice)
Rock (voice) / Tough Bee Goon 1 / Tortoise (voice)
Convenient News Reporter (voice) / Convenient News Reporter / Little Boy (voice)
Pencil (voice) / Pencil / Woman (voice)
Lou (voice) / Lou / Landlords (voice)
Teen 1 / Tutorial Girl (voice) / Casting Agent (voice)
Logan the Rat Bro (voice) / Baron Von Snootsberg / Movie President / Chimpanzee (voice)
Crew Member / Screaming Girl (voice) / Brittany / Kid 1 (voice)
Driver (voice) / Driver / Dad (voice)
Sandpaper (voice) / Sandpaper / Passerby (voice)
Body Double / Scissors' Daughter (voice) / Amusement Park Worker / Little Girl (voice)
Announcer / Other Neighbor / Audience Member 2 (voice) / R.O.V.E.R. / Hippo / Guard 2 (voice)
Hipponoid Commander / Paper's Boss (voice) / Hipponoid Commander / Dr. Biggest Bat (voice)
Potato (voice)
Waitress / Ooze Queen / Old Lady (voice) / The Algebra Villain / Kindergarten Teacher / Kindergartener (voice)
Chad Brockchad (voice) / Chad Brockchad / Buffy the Bicep / Voice (voice)
Trexi (voice) / Customer Service Rep / Wealthy Old Lady (voice)
Derf / Wolf (voice) / Background Guy / Vaccum (voice)
Dreamscape / Bull (voice) / Dreamscape / Mailman (voice)
Franz Roll (voice)
Swat Member 2 / Female Origami Robot (voice) / Puppet / Woman in Dress / Redheaded Girl (voice)
Winston / Mattress Man (voice) / Jin / Boss / Bed Bug (voice)
Translator / Host (voice) / Texas Oilman / Man on Towel / Person 1 (voice)
