Ted (voice) / Bill Clinton (uncredited)
John Bennett
Susan Bennett
Matty Bennett
Blaire Bennett
Andrew
Polly
Sarah
Principal Bernard
Sheila Borgwort
Narrator (voice)
Gert Fechko
Jessica
Erin
Mr. George / Phone Voice (American Airlines) (voice)
Bert
Clive
Brenda / Nurse (voice)
Sean
Priest
Will
ER Doctor
Operator / Pre-Recorded Voice On Phone (voice)
Cameron
