Andy (voice)
Craig (voice) / Craig / Marv (voice)
Automated Voice / Vendor #3 (voice) / Jane Babyface / Finger #2 (voice)
Mikey (voice)
Aunt P / Quesa Poblana (voice) / Aunt P (voice)
Immaculate (voice)
Scouter (voice) / Narrator (voice)
Sumptuous (voice) / Sumptuous / Fjorder Freya (voice)
Goldy (voice)
Mbrandon Beefpuncha (voice)
Pampa (voice) / Pampa / Tony (voice)
Smoove / Barong (voice) / Smoove / Jeff (voice)
Announcer (voice) / Announcer / Finger #1 (voice)
Coca (voice)
Bertie / Toe #2 (voice) / Kate (voice)
Opening Act (voice) / Julius / Opening Act (voice)
Herb (voice)
Trish (voice) / Trish / The Fedora Twins - Female / Accountant 3 (voice)
Mega Beefpuncha (voice)
Myles / Martin / Beefpuncha Brothers (voice) / Martin / Mark / Myles (voice)
Dave / The Fedora Twins - Male / Accountant 2 (voice) / Merchant Wrestler (voice)
Tumble (voice)
Mildew / Vendor #1 (voice) / The Shoe / Mildew (voice)
Ruff / Toe #1 (voice) / Ruff (voice)
