Dante Hicks (voice)
Randal Graves (voice)
Jay (voice)
Silent Bob (voice)
Leonardo Leonardo (voice)
Narrator / Morpheus (voice)
Charles Barkley (voice)
Mr. Plug
Giggling Girl (voice)
Reporter (voice) / Bailiff (voice)
Various (voice) / Helicopter Pilot (voice)
Man on Fire (voice) / (voice)
(voice) / British Customer (voice)
Patrick Swayze (voice) / Jerry Seinfeld (voice)
Muffin Lady (voice) / Mother (voice)
Fanboy (voice) / Walt Grover the Fanboy (voice)
Axel Foley (voice)
Steve / Dave Pulasti (voice)
(voice)
Gwyneth Paltrow (voice)
Angry Customer / Starstruck Woman / Jay's Granddaughter (voice)
Honorable Judge Reinhold (voice)
George Lucas (voice)
