Terry Medford
June Medford
Sir Dennis Hodge / Sir Dennis
Beattie
Malcolm
Rev. Austin Doyle / Vicar
Miss Fennel
Malcolm / Mr Basingstoke
Tarquin
Alan / CB Radio Voice (voice)
Miss Dingle / Mrs. Sibley
Arnold Bathgate / Fred Rogers
Tina Pillbeam
Miss Dunwiddy
Brian Pillbeam
Malcolm / Malcolm Lawrence
Jack / Store Manager
Commissionaire / Mr. Adams
Melinda
Mr. Ridge / Uncle Bob
Forrest / Mr. Bolton
PC Williams / Constable Williams
Maurice / Goalkeeper
Barmaid / Cashier
