Terry Medford
June Medford
Sir Dennis Hodge / Sir Dennis
Beattie
Malcolm
Rev. Austin Doyle / Vicar
Miss Fennel
Malcolm / Mr Basingstoke
Tarquin
Alan / CB Radio Voice (voice)
Miss Dingle / Mrs. Sibley
Butcher / Fred Rogers
Tina Pillbeam
Miss Dunwiddy
Brian Pillbeam
Malcolm / Malcolm Lawrence
Jack / Store Manager
Willis / Mr. Adams
Melinda
Mr. Ridge / Eric
Mr. Bolton / Forrest
Constable Williams / Soldier
Maurice / Goalkeeper
Barmaid / Cashier
