Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire (voice)
Lois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Chris Griffin (voice)
Meg Griffin (voice)
Joe Swanson (voice) / Joe Swanson as Wise Man (voice)
Cleveland Brown (voice) / Bruce the Performance Artist (voice)
Rioter (voice) / Various (voice)
Jerome (voice) / (voice)
Announcer (voice) / Another Death (voice)
Principal Shepherd (voice) / Mike Brady (voice)
Adam West (voice) / Mayor Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin (voice)
Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Cleveland Brown (voice)
(voice) / Police Officer (voice)
(voice) / Jesus Christ (voice)
(voice) / Ernie the Giant Chicken (voice)
Diane Simmons / Girl (voice) / Diane Simmons / Jolene (voice)
Mort Goldman (voice) / Horace (voice)
(voice) / Corey (voice)
(voice) / Student #3 (voice)
(voice) / Morgan Freeman (voice)
Ollie Williams (voice) / Judge (voice)
Principal Sloan (voice) / Announcer #1 / Corner Man (voice)
(voice) / Girl #1 (voice)
