Eric Sykes
PC Corky Turnbull
Hattie Sykes
Charles Brown
Bus Depot Worker / Glasgow Porter
Miss Rumbelow
Madge Kettlewell
Mr. Ackersmith / Harold Wilson
Postman / Mr. Jenkins
Traffic Warden / Road Painter
Road Sweeper / First Neighbour
Sergeant Beaconsfield / Police Sergeant
1000th Passenger / Lollipop Man
Linesman / Irish Customer
Postman / Bus Inspector
Passenger / Mrs. Hackenschmidth
Psychiatrist / Golf Captain
Police Constable / Lord Mayor Of London
Mrs. Butterworth (Snooty Landlady) / Traffic Warden
Rival Skipper / Mr. Crabtree (Newspaper Editor)
Tommy Grando
Yvonne / Wardrobe Mistress
Constable / Police Inspector
Billy Bignuckle's Wife / Wife
