prisoner / Funeral Director
Mike Malloy / Santa
Jimmy / Tail Gunner
Assistant to the Boss / Earl
Bert / Jake
Family Dog (Voice) / Scientist #2
Dennis Paxton / Billy
Arnold Skamp / Geek
George Gershwin / Producer
Salvation Army Officer / Elmer Quick
Scott / Mark
Ralph / Eddie
Policeman / Haller
Ben Oltman / man
Dr. Shreck / Detective Watts
woman on train (cameo) / Charlie
TV reporter / nurse
Airline Representative #2 / Stage Manager
Indian / male friend
Sergeant / Marshall
Angela / Ruta Mae
warden's guard / gas station attendant
Old Blind Man / Caretaker
Jerry Lane / emcee
