Slapstick of Another Kind

Wilbur Swain / Caleb Swain

Eliza Swain / Lutetia Swain

Sylvester

Dr. Frankenstein

President of the U.S.

Colonel Sharp

Anchorman

Gossip Specialist

Ah Fong, the Chinese Ambassador

Quentin, the Handyman

Maria, the Maid

Study Hall Supervisor

Lum Fung

Horace

Chinese Astronaut

Ambassador's Courier

Cadet #1

Air Force One Lieutenant

Air Force One 'Ensign'

Drill Instructor

TV Reporter

News Reporter

Network Page

Patient