Dick Harper
Jane Harper
Jack McCallister
Frank Bascombe
Garth
Veronica Cleeman
Joe Cleeman
Oz Peterson
Billy Harper
Blanca
Dick's Secretary
Jack's Receptionist
Jack's Assistant
Angry Caller (voice)
Executive
Phyllis
Laughing Executive
Production Assistant
Sound Technician
Sam Samuels
Ralph Nader - Defensive Line Coach
Hysterical Globodyne Employee
Ficus Guy
Female Anchor
