Seth Gecko
Richard Gecko
Jacob Fuller
Kate Fuller
Scott Fuller
Santanico Pandemonium
Border Guard / Chet Pussy / Carlos
Razor Charlie
Sex Machine
Frost
Texas Ranger Earl McGraw
Hostage Gloria
FBI Agent Stanley Chase
Old Timer
Newscaster Kelly Houge
Pete Bottoms
Titty Twister Guitarist & Vocalist
Titty Twister Saxophonist
Titty Twister Drummer
Blonde Hostage
Red-headed Hostage
Big Emilio
Sex Machine's Buddy
Danny
