The Star-Crossed Romance of Josephine Cosnowski (a Tale of Gothic Love)

Ralph

Young Ralph

Old Man

Mom

Randy

John

Flick

Schwartz

Archie

Gertz

Friendly Fred

Josephine

Freida

Helen

Bernice

Howie

Josephine's Mother

Stosh

Alex

Josephine's Father

Father Casmir

Cousin Josef

Uncle Bolus