Elvira / Aunt Morgana Talbot
Vincent Talbot
Bob Redding
Chastity Pariah
Patty
Travis
Robin Meeker
Bo
Sean
Anchorwoman
Billy
Randy
Earl Hooter
Mr. Glotter
Technical Director
Associate Producer
Sheriff
Gas Station Attendant
Las Vegas Dancer
Mrs. Meeker
Lesley Meeker
Bartender
Mr. Bigelow
Calvin Cobb
