Tales from the Crapper
Ivanna Dance / Demanda
The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)
Soul Stripper (as Arban)
Sexy Asian Vampire
Travis Dance
Timmy
Chief Doublestump
Private Dick Sam Black
Racoon Head
News Anchor
Zelda Lipschitz / Herself
Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm
Self
James' Assistant
Sally Sterks
Deke the Red Herring
Larry the Stripper
Lesbian Art Student #1
Lesbian Art Student #2
Surly Crack-Head Trannie
Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)
Guy Who Finds the Space Ship
Fake Zit Guy
