Van Kurtzman
Ben Kurtzman
Little Melvin
Ada Kurtzman
Nate Kurtzman
Yussel
Sylvia
Charlie, Nate's Assistant
Pete, Nate's Assistant
Trey Tobelseted
Dubbie the Blonde
Sylvia's Father
Grandma Rose
Scribbles
Annie the Stripper
Ted
Gail
Alan Joseph Zuckerman
Mrs. Johnson
Turk
Ben Kurtzman - Age 8
Sheldon
Louie
Teacher #2
