There's One Born Every Minute

Lemuel P. Twine / Abner Twine / Colonel Cladius Zebediah Twine

Helen Barbara Twine

Jimmy Hanagan

Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

Minerva Twine

Mayor Moe Carson

Professor Asa Quisenberry

Gloria Twine

Trumbull

Miss Aphrodite Phipps

Junior Twine

Radio Announcer

Agatha

Luke Simpson

Man at the Meeting

Club Woman

Luncheon Attendee

Reporter

Man in Ice Cream Parlor Trying to Stop the Fight

Photographer

Antoinette

Reporter

Busboy in Brawl

Mrs. Barstow