Frank / Sergeant Pepper / Peanut Butter (voice)
Brenda (voice)
Carl (voice)
Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice)
Barry (voice)
Druggie (voice)
Honey Mustard (voice)
Grits (voice)
Darren (voice)
Douche (voice)
Kareem Abdul Lavash (voice)
Sammy Bagel Jr. (voice)
Teresa Taco (voice)
Troy (voice)
Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza / Peanut (voice)
Baby Carrot / Cookies (voice)
Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice)
Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food (voice)
Chunk Munchers Cereal / Light Bulb / Indian Chutney (voice)
Plum #2 / Beer Keg / Fat Guy / Fit Man (voice)
Pislitz Chips / Juice Box / Jamaican Rum (voice)
Diner Waitress
Camille Toh / Tampon (voice)
Old Pork Sausage / Refried Beans / Sandwich / Pop Tart / Licorice Rope (voice)
