Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Damian Claus
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Mrs. Carver
Tiny Tim
Jamal
Santa
Sweetback
Tikva
Schlomo
Skinhead Bartender
Mrs. Highsmith
Young Mordechai
Blonde Bombshell
Israeli Rental Agent
Tony
Jimmy
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Himself
Head Elf
Teenage Gentile
Gentile Boy No. 1
