Teddy Bears' Picnic

Joey Lavin

Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton

Alan Thicke

Peter Marshall

General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding

Senator Roger Dickey

Dick Butkus

Billy the Driver

Dom Molinari

Courtney Vandermint

Clifford Sloane

Lingerie Lady

Guard

Jennifer Gersh

Whit Summers

Ted Frye

Rita D'Onofrio

Ad Agency Guy

Malcolm

Damien Pritzker

Jim Lampley

Stanton Vandermint

Sheriff

Gene Molinari