Juliet Capulet
Tromeo Que
Murray Martini
Cappy Capulet
London Arbuckle
Sammy Capulet
Ness
Narrator
Benny Que
Father Lawrence
Monty Que
Detective Ernie Scalus
Ingrid Capulet
Georgie Capulet
Rosy
Peter
1-900-HOT-HUNK
Found a Peanut Father
Shocked Onlooker
Mutant Kid
Pauline
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (uncredited)
Fu Chang
