Dominic Badguy
Jean Pierre Napoleon
Nadya
Kermit the Frog / Foo-Foo / Statler / Beaker / Lips / Rizzo the Rat / Link Hogthrob / The Newsman (voice)
Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Animal / Sam Eagle (voice)
The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Zoot, Beauregard, Waldorf
Pepe the King Prawn / Rowlf the Dog / Dr. Teeth / The Swedish Chef / Bobo the Bear / Big Mean Carl / Baby Boss / Carlo Flamingo / Leprechaun Security Guard (voice)
Scooter / Janice / Miss Poogy / Bobby Benson / Wayne (voice)
Constantine / Floyd Pepper / Sweetums / Pops / Robin / Lew Zealand / Crazy Harry / 80's Robot / Camilla / Uncle Deadly (voice)
Walter / Manolo Flamingo (voice)
Tony Bennett
Irish Journalist
The Great Escapo
Young Florist
Salma Hayek
Big Papa
Joe
Commuter
Spanish Train Porter
German Audience Member
Audience Member
Danny Trejo
Ivan the Guard
Prison King
