Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask

Victor / Fabrizio / The Fool / Sperm

Dr. Bernardo

Sam Musgrave

Gina

The King

The Operator

Queen

Switchboard

Dr. Doug Ross

Himself

Mrs. Ross

Herself

Himself

Helen

Herself

George

Himself

Milos

Stomach Operator

Brain Control

The Fool's Father

Football Player

Sheriff

The Girl