Cocaine Crabs From Outer Space

Charles Reese / Lobsters

Captain

DJ Cowspank (as Doug Hoffman)

The Cocaine King

Alex Bailey

Chad

Brad

Tad

Steve

Yuppie(as Alvin Klausen)

Drug Dealer

Garage Victim

Cop #1

Cop #2

Cop #3

Cop #4

Cop #5

Larry

Golfer

Crab-Wich Guy

Cake Mom

Cake Brother

Former Smoker

Mailbox Victim