Zlatan Ibrahimović (voice)
Megan Rapinoe (voice)
'Weird Al' Yankovic (voice)
Rob Stone (voice)
O'Dang (voice)
Zana (voice)
Nautai / Soccer Player #1 (voice)
Palio / Goalie (voice)
Mutant Zlatan (voice)
Ponytail / Slugs (voice)
Cranky Lady / Soccer Player #2 (voice)
Joke Shop Owner / Announcer (voice)
